1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:05,730 - What the hell is that? - It's our child's crib. 2 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:11,238 It looks like a trap. Are you trying to catch someone else's baby? 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:13,940 J.D., we don't have time for one of your ridiculous little fantasies here. 4 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,642 - Seriously, I'll beat you up. - Oh, sorry. 5 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:16,707 Okay, we gotta fix this tonight 6 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:17,911 because tomorrow night's birthing class, 7 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,681 and Wednesday night is pregnancy sex. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,551 I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class. 9 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:24,149 All the grunting and heavy breathing, and... 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,921 - You were the only one doing that. - I was trying to get something going. 11 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,325 Wait, what is that walkie-talkie? I told you to get a baby monitor. 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,060 Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor. 13 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,467 - It's long distance. - Where's the other one? 14 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,836 Jade Cobra. Come in, Jade Cobra. 15 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,272 We've been compromised, Panther Claw. 16 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,278 What else did your baby get that we could play with? 17 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:51,916 Uh, just give him 30 cc's of medicine. Stat. 18 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:56,215 It's a little hospital issue I'm dealing with. 19 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,049 Ben was our cadaver. 20 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,584 I'd met him on my first day of medical school. 21 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,189 He was alive then. And we connected. 22 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,359 - You look like you could use a grape. - Thanks, Ben. 23 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,029 So with Ben, I was the leader of our group. 24 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,403 Drew, isolate the tendon of the brachialis, 25 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,840 and, Cole, though I've almost reconciled 26 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,742 the fact that you are both my boyfriend 27 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,270 and probably the human being I respect least on earth, 28 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,045 - you know, besides myself... - We did it twice this morning. 29 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:28,412 Nobody has ever cared about anything you've ever said, ever. 30 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,686 That's it, don't even come by my room later. 31 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:33,016 - Really? - No. 32 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:36,527 Attention, class. That's awesome! 33 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,032 Can we do that again, please? For me, please? 34 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,626 Just, everybody, act busy. Act busy. 35 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,666 Eyes up, don't disrespect me! 36 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,368 Yeah, that's right. 37 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:50,233 There will be a quiz next class on the structure of the heart. 38 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,404 Each member of your team will have to dissect a chamber. 39 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,674 Daddy said if I get my GPA up, I get a Jet Ski. 40 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,884 Me, not caring. Thought I was clear on that. 41 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,116 Anyway, my friend Ben will propel our group to the top of the class. 42 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,647 I'm so moved, I wanna put those feelings into words. 43 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:08,719 Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker. 44 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,457 Perfect. 45 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,696 Elliot and I had missed our last few pregnancy sex nights. 46 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,863 Tonight, I was ready. 47 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:24,310 Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers. 48 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,607 I'm so sorry, I was stuck at work, 49 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,013 and then on my way home, I got a craving for Cambodian food. 50 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,017 J.D., they have a salad that's all beef! 51 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:33,611 There's not a fricking green thing in this. 52 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:37,488 But let's get this party started. I am totally ready to get dirty with you. 53 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,827 I don't know if you saw some of the rose petals, but... 54 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,058 - Mmm. This is so good. - Over here. 55 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:46,990 - And then... - Go through here. 56 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,626 Wait, okay. 57 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,069 Let's just avoid the breast region. 58 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,970 They're big, but they are not for touching, too sore. 59 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,407 And let's just avoid the thighs. They sort of are like memory foam, 60 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:59,105 they leave a hand print. And I have the elbows of a 75-year-old black man. 61 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,579 Honey, you look beautiful. 62 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,981 I'm sorry, sweetie, I just don't feel super-romantic right now. 63 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,815 Do you think it's okay if we skip tonight? 64 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,343 Sure. 65 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,323 This? This was all here when I got home. 66 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,348 I promise you, after the baby comes, 67 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,987 things are gonna go back to normal, okay? 68 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,224 - Make sure you chew. - Mmm. I'm good. 69 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:18,754 I'll get your hair out of your way for you. 70 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,232 - Want a bite, sweetie? It's so good. - No, thank you. 71 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,235 - I've already had diarrhea today. - Mmm. 72 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,203 - Well, I've not pooped in a week. - Ah! 73 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,272 So, yes, J.D. And I are not having sex right now, but it's fine. 74 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,538 I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born. 75 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,169 What is that, a sex Trapper Keeper? 76 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:34,010 Oh, I wish. No, it's my post-pregnancy action plan. See? 77 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,948 By week three, I'll have lost all the baby weight. 78 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,281 Weeks four and five I'll be deep into my post-partum depression, 79 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,345 where I'll spend most of my time crying and then regaining the baby weight. 80 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,582 And then something will snap me out of it, 81 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,387 probably a sunrise or a hilarious e-card, 82 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,793 and then by week six, we are back to nasty town. 83 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,155 - Let's walk in silence, maybe. - Yes. 84 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,468 Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Foster. How are you feeling? 85 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,663 Oh, he won't stop complaining. 86 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:01,368 - I've got lymphoma. - Well, I've got multiple myeloma. 87 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,707 You two, come on, now. Nobody wins at cancer. 88 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,111 That's like double what you got. 89 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,782 I like to start every day with an exercise in futility, 90 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:16,278 and to that end, Johnny Legacy, ulcerative colitis... 91 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,551 Perry! 92 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,490 It's behind me, isn't it? 93 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:25,630 With every couple, there's the hard-ass and then the sweet one. 94 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:30,467 Come here. I can't deal with this year's clump of ugly nerds eyeballing me. 95 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,703 Hot biscuits, Cox is the sweet one? 96 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,176 You know that bag of bones my sister Danni married? 97 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:40,339 - He died. She got nothing. - Burt died? 98 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,043 You're not listening. Danni got nothing. 99 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,280 You need to do your will so I can get all your stuff. Chop-chop. 100 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:50,783 Ma'am, if you need any help through this difficult time, I'm here. 101 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,924 - You're that Aaronson kid. - Mmm-hmm. 102 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,452 I remember your mom when she was wearing tube tops, 103 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,557 giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak. 104 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:04,003 - She's so classy. - Oh, dear God, I love you. 105 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,196 I love you. 106 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:06,430 So, let me get this straight. 107 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,998 You and Elliot aren't having sex till after the baby's born? 108 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:10,067 Yes. 109 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,408 But who are you gonna have sex with, then? 110 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:15,244 Oh. She's gonna watch while you do other chicks. 111 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,581 No, no, Todd, neither one of us is going to be having sex. 112 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:23,620 - L-gotta-take-a-walk-five. - He's not taking it well. 113 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:27,457 All the baby books say we'll be back to our normal sex life in about six weeks. 114 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,985 J.D., those baby books are filled with lies. 115 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,563 You don't know. It's crazy. 116 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,260 You're gonna be changing diapers covered in spit-up. 117 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:37,031 All right? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time. 118 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,504 - No "Hide the Penny"? - No. 119 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,336 - No "Me Girl, You Boy"? - No. 120 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,569 - No "Dirty Zulu Warrior"? - No. 121 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:43,803 And that one's racist. 122 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,244 Well, I'm sure there'll still be cuddling, right? 123 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,909 Turk, I'm a man, I have needs. Please say there'll be cuddling. 124 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:53,818 - She'll have the baby to cuddle with. - That little bastard. 125 00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:15,293 Turk freaked me out about what would happen 126 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:17,101 with Elliot after the baby came, 127 00:06:17,139 --> 00:06:18,629 so I turned to my mentor. 128 00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:19,971 Dorian, I do not need to hear 129 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:23,172 the pathetic slap-and-tickle of your soon-to-be-vanished sex life. 130 00:06:23,212 --> 00:06:25,112 I just feel like I'm racing against the clock, 131 00:06:25,147 --> 00:06:29,277 like Harrison Ford in some kind of Harrison Ford movie. 132 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,312 Talking pregnancy sex? 133 00:06:32,355 --> 00:06:35,552 Yep. Nothing like a girl with a little junk in the front. 134 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,422 What are you, some kind of pervy ninja? 135 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,623 Oh, thanks, man. Appreesh. Hey, you know what you should do? 136 00:06:40,663 --> 00:06:43,632 - Take your shorty on a babymoon. - What's a babymoon? 137 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:46,829 It's like a romantic trip couples take before their baby's born. 138 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:48,427 That's not what I pictured. 139 00:06:49,872 --> 00:06:51,271 Breast-milk mojitos. 140 00:06:52,408 --> 00:06:53,705 You've had a few too many. 141 00:06:54,911 --> 00:06:57,436 Those babies are way too close to the water. 142 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,311 You know, I haven't bagged a preggers yet, 143 00:06:59,348 --> 00:07:01,873 but I bet it's like having sex with a waterbed. 144 00:07:01,918 --> 00:07:05,649 The baby bump actually has the tension of an exercise ball. 145 00:07:05,688 --> 00:07:07,656 I was a doula in Madrid for two years. 146 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,488 Oh, Drew, so cool. Been to Europe. 147 00:07:11,027 --> 00:07:12,892 Hey, just babymoon it, dude. 148 00:07:12,929 --> 00:07:15,420 All right, but don't play any jazz while you're having sex 149 00:07:15,464 --> 00:07:18,490 'cause I read on the Web that it will make the baby gay. 150 00:07:18,534 --> 00:07:21,503 Jazz makes babies gay, ladies and gentlemen. 151 00:07:22,004 --> 00:07:25,132 Jazz makes babies gay! Future doctor! 152 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:28,634 You know, Drew, 153 00:07:28,811 --> 00:07:31,245 - we haven't really connected yet. - No. 154 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,977 Is that because by sleeping with Cole I've invalidated myself as a person? 155 00:07:35,017 --> 00:07:36,507 - Pretty much. - I get that. 156 00:07:36,552 --> 00:07:38,076 So, you ready for the big heart dissection tomorrow? 157 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,144 Totally. 158 00:07:39,188 --> 00:07:42,351 Plus, my dad sent a care package of smoked meats from home, 159 00:07:42,391 --> 00:07:43,983 so I thought afterwards, 160 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:47,086 maybe you, me, and Cole could go to the park and have a sausage picnic. 161 00:07:47,129 --> 00:07:48,221 Mmm. 162 00:07:48,264 --> 00:07:50,232 - Okay, that sounded weird. - You know what else is weird, 163 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:53,531 is that you've been supervising our group so much lately, 164 00:07:53,569 --> 00:07:55,036 and you're doing it well, really. 165 00:07:55,071 --> 00:07:58,063 - Yeah. Drew, I'm with someone. - Not where I was going. 166 00:07:58,107 --> 00:07:59,904 I was just gonna say that you haven't done 167 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:01,671 any cutting of our cadaver yet. Hmm. 168 00:08:01,711 --> 00:08:03,645 I know, I'm psyched to get in there. 169 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:07,911 Hells, yeah. My woman's gonna go all Edward Scissorhands on his ass. 170 00:08:09,652 --> 00:08:11,415 I'm making a hedge. 171 00:08:12,488 --> 00:08:14,183 Is he, like, really good in bed or something? 172 00:08:14,223 --> 00:08:17,624 - He'd have to be, right? - I'd hope so, for your sake. 173 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,424 Hello. 174 00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:28,266 My wife is making me do a will, 175 00:08:28,304 --> 00:08:30,670 so I'm going to need one of you to act as my confidant, 176 00:08:30,706 --> 00:08:33,334 that I can talk at but not listen to. 177 00:08:34,744 --> 00:08:36,041 Well played, Mr. Suffin. 178 00:08:36,078 --> 00:08:38,239 Dr. Mahoney, it looks like you're going to be my sounding board. 179 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,838 - Congratulations. - Have fun. 180 00:08:39,882 --> 00:08:41,110 You're dead to me. 181 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,209 So, Jordan is after my stuff, 182 00:08:43,252 --> 00:08:47,484 but there is no way that succubus is gonna get my recliner after I die. 183 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:50,356 It is the one chair I sit in when I watch TV 184 00:08:50,393 --> 00:08:53,294 and yell at sports figures and reality stars. 185 00:08:53,329 --> 00:08:55,126 Fine. Right before you kick it, 186 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:57,029 stick a dead bird underneath the cushion. 187 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,431 That'll get ripe real fast. 188 00:08:58,467 --> 00:09:00,697 Then you can sit back and watch the whole show from hell. 189 00:09:00,736 --> 00:09:03,330 Mahoney, you are a promising young doctor, you are. 190 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,681 I'm so sorry, Mr. Foster. We did everything we could. 191 00:09:15,651 --> 00:09:19,109 - Can I have a moment to say goodbye? - Of course. 192 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,687 They were married 47 years. 193 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:30,489 Jordan and I have been together for almost 30. 194 00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:34,897 Yeah, but life expectancy for people your age is excellent. 195 00:09:34,937 --> 00:09:37,531 You know, unless you're a type-A workaholic in a high-stress job 196 00:09:37,573 --> 00:09:40,599 - with, like, a lot of built-up anger. - Enough. 197 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,171 You're not crying, are you? 198 00:09:43,846 --> 00:09:45,939 I was joking at first, 199 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:49,178 but I'm just having a pregnancy moment here. I just... 200 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:52,346 I'm just really gonna miss you when you're gone. 201 00:09:55,891 --> 00:09:58,883 I snuck into the lab to get ready for tomorrow's exam. 202 00:09:58,928 --> 00:10:01,260 Med students are told to keep a cadaver's face covered 203 00:10:01,297 --> 00:10:04,824 so it doesn't feel too personal, but Ben didn't like it. 204 00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:09,498 Oh, it's stuffy under there. 205 00:10:09,538 --> 00:10:13,565 - Sorry about that. How you doing? - Not too shabby. 206 00:10:13,609 --> 00:10:18,672 You know, I haven't cut you at all yet, but I'm gonna get in there tomorrow. 207 00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:22,548 Lucy, we're friends. It would be an honor. 208 00:10:23,385 --> 00:10:25,717 Oh, Ben, that's so sweet. 209 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:31,453 What are you doing here? Were you talking to your cadaver? 210 00:10:31,494 --> 00:10:35,396 Uh, yeah. I thought I heard that you were supposed to talk to it. 211 00:10:35,431 --> 00:10:38,923 Like a plant, so that it'll, you know, grow. 212 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,260 - What are you doing here? - Oh. 213 00:10:42,905 --> 00:10:46,705 I saw the light on 'cause, you know, I was over in my office working. 214 00:10:46,742 --> 00:10:48,835 'Cause I work at night, you know. 215 00:10:48,878 --> 00:10:50,277 I counted to 50. 216 00:10:50,312 --> 00:10:52,212 Ready or not, here I come. 217 00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:56,180 You didn't see me, all right? I wasn't here. 218 00:10:56,852 --> 00:10:59,582 - You'll do great tomorrow. - Thanks, Ben. 219 00:11:00,956 --> 00:11:02,651 Hello, wife-face. 220 00:11:02,691 --> 00:11:05,854 Your shift is over and I'm taking you on a babymoon. 221 00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:08,420 What? What are you talking about? 222 00:11:09,098 --> 00:11:12,226 A babymoon is a vacation you and your loved one take 223 00:11:12,268 --> 00:11:14,759 right before your baby comes out of your special area. 224 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:16,430 And the resort I found is amazing. 225 00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:19,373 They have horseback riding and jet-skiing. 226 00:11:19,408 --> 00:11:22,377 Is there also a punching-each-other- in-the-stomach contest? 227 00:11:22,411 --> 00:11:24,106 'Cause that's another thing that I can't do. 228 00:11:24,146 --> 00:11:26,580 Well, we could have hotel sex. You like that. 229 00:11:26,615 --> 00:11:29,049 We could do girl hair with our towels. 230 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,052 We can turn the temperature all the way down to 50 231 00:11:31,086 --> 00:11:32,849 and then crank it back up to 80. 232 00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:34,822 We'll be like gods controlling the weather. 233 00:11:34,857 --> 00:11:37,189 - Shall we go? - Yeah, let's go. 234 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:42,228 Sometimes something small can represent something much bigger. 235 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:47,166 Whether it's a pen that represents your mortality... 236 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:53,936 Jordan, I can't sign a will right now. As usual, please don't call me back. 237 00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:59,569 A suitcase that mocks your one last gasp of coupledom... 238 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:01,708 Wait, what are we doing? J.D., this is ridiculous. 239 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,843 We can't go on a babymoon right now. 240 00:12:03,886 --> 00:12:06,411 There's nine thousand things to do before the baby comes. 241 00:12:06,455 --> 00:12:07,888 We don't have time for this. 242 00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:12,360 Or a tiny exam that's a whopping 25% of your final grade. 243 00:12:12,394 --> 00:12:14,794 All right, Lucy Bennett, you're up. 244 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,923 Let's see if you can bring it home for the team. 245 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:20,333 Time to shine. Here I come, Ben. 246 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:24,362 Please don't cut me. It's not right. 247 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,472 I'm sorry, Dr. Turk, I can't do this. 248 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,776 We have to do the babymoon. 249 00:12:41,819 --> 00:12:44,549 Turk said that once the kid's born, our lives are gonna change forever. 250 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,183 Yeah, Turk also said that Knight Rider was a documentary. 251 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,819 It's based on fact, Elliot. Everybody knows that. 252 00:12:49,861 --> 00:12:51,852 Plus, once the kid's born, you're gonna be obsessed. 253 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,022 You probably already picked out 254 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,691 what she's gonna wear on her first day of school. 255 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,666 So? That decision brands you forever. 256 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,601 I still have night terrors about my first day of high school. 257 00:12:58,636 --> 00:13:02,697 I wore this suede fringe outfit because of that movie Can't Buy Me Love. 258 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,731 Oh, J.D., it's the most amazing film. 259 00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:07,540 Fade in, Patrick Dempsey, a fresh-faced nerd... 260 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,046 Elliot, do you think there's a Patrick Dempsey movie I haven't seen? 261 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,639 J.D., I know that some couples 262 00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:13,445 don't make time for each other as new parents, 263 00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:16,146 but we're not gonna be like that. We're different. 264 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,347 Are you sure? 265 00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:19,253 Because we also said we were gonna be different 266 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:22,020 and not fight the first year of marriage. 267 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:25,119 You did the laundry and you put my work socks beside my gym socks, 268 00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,221 and they were touching in the drawer. 269 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,663 I mean, that's disgusting. I had to throw them out. 270 00:13:27,698 --> 00:13:29,996 Okay, I don't have time for this. 271 00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:33,066 Lucy, you screwed us. We're being graded as a team. 272 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,834 Ben's not just a grade to me. He's a person. 273 00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:39,468 Hey, this is bigger than you or him. This is about a Jet Ski, yo. 274 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:42,946 Cole, silence or punching. You know our deal. 275 00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:45,039 This is Ben's heart we're talking about. 276 00:13:45,082 --> 00:13:48,347 It's where he stores his feelings and memories. 277 00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:52,117 Ladies and gentlemen, apparently, the heart stores memories. 278 00:13:52,156 --> 00:13:53,714 Future doctors! 279 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,519 Lucy, you have got to cut. 280 00:13:59,063 --> 00:14:01,896 The Jet Ski is the motorcycle of the sea! 281 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,791 Pain is how we learn. 282 00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:06,870 Hey, guys. 283 00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:09,737 I want you to meet me in the O.R. In an hour. 284 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,737 Do I still have to hang out with you as your confidant, 285 00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:14,267 even though there's not a chance in hell 286 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,337 you're gonna listen to anything I say? 287 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,506 Yes. 288 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,948 You know, just because one of those old married people croaked 289 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,952 doesn't mean you or Jordan are gonna die. 290 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,614 I shouldn't have brought the will to the hospital. It was a rookie mistake. 291 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,555 I mean, around here, you just can't let your work 292 00:14:26,591 --> 00:14:28,388 and your personal life overlap. 293 00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:31,156 Yeah. That was always Ally McBeal's problem, too. 294 00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:34,722 It's so hard being a working woman in the mid-'90s. 295 00:14:34,765 --> 00:14:39,532 That's it. You're out as confidant. I'd rather have Dorian, for God's sake. 296 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:45,475 - Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No! 297 00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:52,147 I'm so glad you chose me to confide in, Perry. 298 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,377 Denise caught me up to speed. 299 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,408 By the by, I've got some lady problems, too. 300 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:58,149 You do realize that by saying something like that to me, 301 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,521 you're just continuing the never-ending cycle of abuse. 302 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:01,582 I don't do it on purpose. 303 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,526 I do. I love the attention. 304 00:15:03,561 --> 00:15:05,119 So, I explained to Elliot 305 00:15:05,162 --> 00:15:07,630 that we have to make more time for each other before the baby comes, 306 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:10,998 - and she won't listen to me. - Dorian, you're a fool. 307 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,069 Why do you have to be that way, Perry? 308 00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:14,935 More, please. 309 00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:17,634 A wife cannot hear logic from her husband. 310 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:21,076 It must come from someone else, a friend, a stranger, Oprah. 311 00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:23,410 If Barbie will not listen to what's good for her, 312 00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:25,938 then you just gotta make it happen. 313 00:15:25,983 --> 00:15:28,383 You're good. I love confiding with you, Perry. 314 00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:29,511 Let's do more later. 315 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,018 Call you. 316 00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:36,085 Wow, somebody is really dehydrated. 317 00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:41,595 Let me tell you about my friend, Jake. 318 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:45,932 Jake and I have played in a weekly basketball game for about seven years. 319 00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,165 Our kids go to the same school together. 320 00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:52,869 He's really important to me. And this is him, right here. 321 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:57,439 Your minds are blown 322 00:15:57,481 --> 00:16:00,450 So, why are we going to be looking into your friend's guts? 323 00:16:00,484 --> 00:16:01,781 For Lucy. 324 00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:04,949 Look, I know Ben's real to you. 325 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,482 But your patients are always gonna be real. 326 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:09,789 And the truth is, there are gonna be many a times 327 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:12,295 where you're gonna have to hurt them in order to help them. 328 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,855 Like I'm doing with my friend here. 329 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:17,264 I'll let you re-take the test again tonight. 330 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,234 - You ready? - Do blue crabs whistle? 331 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,707 They do when you boil them alive. 332 00:16:25,409 --> 00:16:28,037 Yes, Dr. Turk. I won't let you down. 333 00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:30,070 - I'm gonna go study now. - Okay. 334 00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:34,117 - So this guy's a friend of yours, huh? - No, I've never met him. 335 00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:36,847 This is just some dude with appendicitis. 336 00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:40,084 And he blows your mind again 337 00:16:41,158 --> 00:16:43,217 Ooh, again 338 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,522 Scalpel. 339 00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:51,431 How are you doing, Mr. Foster? I'm so sorry about Penny. 340 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:57,831 You know, you always think you're gonna have just a little more time. 341 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,706 Yeah, I guess you do. 342 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:08,977 You know, he's right about the whole running-out-of-time thing. 343 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,955 I guess. But having a baby's not like dying. 344 00:17:13,624 --> 00:17:16,457 It's... It's exactly like dying. 345 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,519 We have Sam on the weekends, we know how to handle it. 346 00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:21,156 Yeah, but step-kids aren't the same. They're a rental. 347 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:22,722 You gotta take mildly good care of them, 348 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:26,225 return them with a full tank of gas and not too many dents. 349 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,737 I'll tell you what, there, Barbie, 350 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,137 I'm gonna go ahead and give you my own version 351 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,504 of something your husband told you, 352 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,975 but you couldn't hear because you're married to him. 353 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:37,174 After that baby comes, nothing goes back to normal. 354 00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:41,518 Time doesn't slow down. It only gets faster. 355 00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:44,648 And then 20 years later you find yourself signing a will 356 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,589 and realizing that you didn't spend nearly enough time 357 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,025 with the one person you care most about. 358 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,456 - God, I wish J.D. had said that. - Ah, don't blame yourself. 359 00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:58,093 I can't understand him, either. Sounds like a bag of cats. 360 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:09,402 J.D., I got your page. Look, before you say anything, 361 00:18:09,442 --> 00:18:11,967 I wanted to tell you I was wrong. I'm sorry. 362 00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:14,502 Look, you know this is what I do before big, life-changing events. 363 00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:17,482 I get way inside my own head and freak out. 364 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:18,950 Like, three weeks before med school started, 365 00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:21,977 I got way into shoplifting and watching anime pornography. 366 00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:25,218 I mean, I'm talking some weird-ass cartoons, man. 367 00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:27,750 Anyway, I love you, 368 00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:30,388 and I'm sorry that I wasn't able to hear you 369 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:33,024 and I didn't mean to ruin the babymoon. 370 00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:34,499 You didn't. 371 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:37,264 Panther Claw, the Walrus has landed. 372 00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:39,737 Roger that. We're set for go. 373 00:18:43,076 --> 00:18:46,170 Oh, my God, J.D. 374 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,874 I figured if you couldn't go to the babymoon, 375 00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:51,179 I'd bring the babymoon to you. 376 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,948 - You did all this by yourself? - Well, I had a little help. 377 00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:56,956 Denise brought some non-alcoholic beer. 378 00:18:58,091 --> 00:19:00,992 Yeah, I got it for this dude I'm railing. He used to be an alkie. 379 00:19:01,027 --> 00:19:04,724 Probably not an appropriate time to bring all that up, but there it is. 380 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,129 Thank you. 381 00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:09,133 And I brought some sensual body chocolate. 382 00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:10,260 Oh. 383 00:19:10,303 --> 00:19:12,237 What's the situation with those big old "D's"? 384 00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:13,499 Got any milk yet? 385 00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:16,303 - He should go. - Get the hell out of here. 386 00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:18,977 - Shall we? - We shall. 387 00:19:19,912 --> 00:19:23,473 We all have points in life when things get painfully real. 388 00:19:23,516 --> 00:19:25,746 - You ready? - Yep. 389 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,649 Ben, I haven't even touched you yet. 390 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,685 You're doing a great job. 391 00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:40,591 When thinking about the end makes you re-evaluate the now. 392 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,901 There, I just signed your ridiculous will. 393 00:19:43,936 --> 00:19:47,394 But before I give it to you, I'd like you to make me a promise 394 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:51,137 that just you and I can go away this weekend. No kids. 395 00:19:51,177 --> 00:19:53,270 The no-kids thing is not really a big deal 396 00:19:53,312 --> 00:19:55,678 'cause I don't see them that much, anyway. 397 00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:59,344 But it would be really nice to get away from the nannies. 398 00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:00,682 - Your will. - Thank you. 399 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,881 I'd like to propose a toast. 400 00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:04,512 To our deaths, 401 00:20:04,557 --> 00:20:08,357 may they be untimely and inconvenient for all our loved ones. 402 00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:12,387 - So sweet. - I love you. 403 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,798 I guess you're just lucky if you have someone 404 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,498 who'll go along for the ride with you. 405 00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:24,643 - I can't believe we're having a baby. - I know. It's pretty amazing, huh? 406 00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:29,840 This is pretty awesome, though, right? I mean, this is as good as hotel sex. 407 00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:34,043 You know, there is a HoJo's down the street. 408 00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:39,150 Thin walls, scratchy towels, sketchy types out front. 409 00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:41,490 - What do you say? - Motel sex? 410 00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:43,456 Ooh. 411 00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:47,455 It'll be like I'm a senator and you're a tobacco lobbyist. 412 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,592 We should arrive separately. 413 00:20:49,769 --> 00:20:51,031 Or you're a bored housewife, 414 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:54,665 and I'm a strapping drifter looking for a warm meal and some comfort. 415 00:20:54,707 --> 00:20:56,766 J.D., come here. 416 00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:10,246 All my cutting problems over, no more talking cadavers for me. 417 00:21:10,289 --> 00:21:12,655 There's nothing to be scared of. 418 00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:17,491 Dr. D, what are you doing here? 419 00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:20,021 I'm playing hide-and-seek with Turk! Don't tell him I'm here. 420 00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,091 Close me up! Close me up! 421 00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:29,334 Hey, if J.D. Sees me, I wasn't here. Close me up! Close me up! 422 00:21:37,049 --> 00:21:39,916 He's never going to find me.